Alex Stevan

Donald Trump Promises To Stop “The Crazy Muslims From North Korea”

Washington, D.C. – Within hours of North Korea’s nuclear test Friday, it had become a political weapon in the U.S. The test – Pyongyang’s fifth and most powerful – had enough force to “rip the heart out of a city,” one expert said. It marks one more step in North Korea’s efforts to develop the […]

Trump Jr.: “It’s Perfectly Legitimate That My Lawyer Got Paid With 2020 Campaign Money, Because, If Anything Happens To My Father, I’ll Be The Next President”

New federal filings show that President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign is paying Donald Trump Jr.’s defense attorney. Just two weeks prior to the release of emails documenting Trump, Jr.s’ meeting with Kremlin-linked attorney Nataliya Veselnitskaya, Trump’s reelection campaign paid $50,000 to the law offices of Alan Futerfas, The Daily Beast reports. “Trump Jr. does not […]

Trump Announces U.S.-Russia Cyber Security Unit: “Together We’ll Control The World Like In The Good, Old Cold War Days And Make America Great Again”

Fox & Friends hosts on Sunday praised President Donald Trump as “genius” for a series of tweets that depicted his version of what was said during a recent meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin. In the Sunday morning tweet storm, Trump attacked the Democratic National Committee, slammed the media and revealed plans to set up […]

Ryan Bans Women From Appearing Sleeveless In House Of Reps: “Strippers Are Not Welcome Anymore, We Were Elected To Make America God-Fearing Again”

Based on the whims of House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI), women attempting to enter the speaker’s lobby have been denied entrance based on their shoulder-baring sleeveless shirts and dresses. According to CBS News, multiple female journalists have reported that they’ve been turned away from the speaker’s lobby due to their bare shoulders – a policy […]

Ken Ham Claims His “Noah’s Ark” Failed Because “Atheists Prayed For Me To Fail”

The organization behind a tax-payer subsidized “replica” of Noah’s Ark in Kentucky is blaming atheists for tax-payers getting fleeced by the project. Creationist Ken Ham built the $92 million Ark Encounter project in Williamstown, Kentucky. The “dismal failure” of the project has backers lashing out at “intolerant atheists” for mocking the return on investment taxpayers […]