Albert Kuzo

Albert's published work has covered a strange array of topics: politics, sports, history, film, texting while driving (bad), and the end of the world (very bad). He's a news addict, and should probably seek professional help. Alex studied at The Pennsylvania State University, and currently lives in Williamsport, Pennsylvania.

Pat Robertson Unveils Gay-Repelling Necklace

“Lots of people wrote in to ask how they can protect themselves from these queer, ring-toting murderers,” Robertson said Thursday. “Well, that made me realize I had to come clean about my anti-gay necklace. It’s time for the world to know.”